Me, Myself and I

Meanwhile, in the Common Room..

• Remus: I think the possibility of me gaining the proper abs to do such a thing is minimal.
• Sirius--: If you want to get naked though, there are other ways to burn Calories.
• Remus: *Breaks off a piece of his melting chocolate and pops it into his mouth* But I'm afraid such exercise requires a partner.
• Sirius--: *Scoffs* What am I?
• Remus: *Raises an eyebrow, looking at him with amusment* The bloke that finds it fit to invade my bed and kiss me when it suits?
• Sirius--: The bloke that loves you. *Winks at him and leans to place his chin on Remus' legs*